“The more discerning amongst you will immediately appreciate a rather superior type of dog.  I am Logan, a year old Argentin/Pointer and I have been transported from hell on earth to this lovely place where I am loved and cared for.  When I was rescued you could have played a concerto on my ribs and I had a tight wire round my neck where I had been tied up – you humans are weird creatures.  However, I bare no grudges and if you would like to adopt me I will show you what a playful loving dog I am.”